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Jun. 6th, 2006
It's How Asian Are You? Place an X for the ones that apply to you.
[x] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[ ] You eat rice often.
[ ] You use chopsticks. I CAN use them...
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[x] Your parents want/expect good grades from you.
[x] Your parents insist you don't date until college. My parents told me I can't date until I am DONE university
[x] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better. Does U of T count??
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui. Don't know.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[ ] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you. Don't know
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[ ] Most or all of your friends are asian.
[ ] You don't even know 10 people who aren't asian.
[x] Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can't get enough.
[ ] You know how to put a computer together.
[x] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[x] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they're not bad, because you know they'd THINK it's bad.
[x] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you're lucky, it might even have english words on them that don't make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food. Sometimes.
[x] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math. I am OKAY at math.
Wow that was a shitty quiz. I think I will add some better questions.
[x] You own something that has Hello Kitty on it.
[x] People mistaken you for other Asians.
[x] Everyone assumes you have an accent.
[x] You suck at driving (HAHAHA I don't know if I suck because I have never driven but this is just a stereotype...I am not serious! Don't kill me!)
[x] Your parents shop at T&T.
[x] You know what T&T is.
[x] You/your parents own a karaoke machine.
[x] You play badminton.
[ ] You play ping pong.
[x] You eat tofu and drink soy milk
[x] You do the peace sign in pictures (or just randomly).
[x] You are short.
[x] You're not afraid to eat desserts that have beans in them.
[x] You don't have to shave your legs.
Okay, that's all for now. I might add more later.
EDIT: LEAMMY'S QUESTIONS
[x] Your house often smells of Asian food.
[x] You wear glasses
[ ] You have illegal dvds/games
[x] You at some point went to Chinese school
[x] You get really tired of rice sometimes
[ ] You don't remember what to call half of your relatives because you don't remember which side of the family they're on and their proper name.
[x] You speak in Chinese, purposely, so the people around you don't understand what you're saying (especially if you're talking about them)
[x] You like peking duck. (I sure do)
[ ] You laugh at the Chinese numbers that mean certain things. (Like 6-4-9 in Cantonese)
[x] You have a brother that knows more Chinese than you....
MORE FROM ME!!
[x] You play video games.
[x] You're good at DDR.
From Tammy:
[ ] You have the tendency to add a "mah, ar, meh" or other interjections when you speak in Chinese
[ ] Your parents would rather have you date someone Asian, preferably your own culture
[x] You enjoy kung fu movies only real YEAH JET LI
[x] Bubble Tea is the tea to be
[ ] You don't know how to cook rice without a rice cooker
[x] You or someone in the family have a collection of all the little soaps and things from hotel rooms
[ ] Some foods just don't appear in your home unless there was a sale at the supermarket
[x] A tofu box makes a great Tupperware
[x] You play mahjong
[x] You DDR well
[x] There is always a fight over who pays the bill at a restaurant (OMG YEAH "No, I'll pay, no, me")
[ ] You have a stash of video cassettes of old Chinese soaps or sitcoms or movies a lot of TVB series I think
[x] You have been to somewhere in Asia or wish to go
More from Leammy:
[x] That tofu box you used as Tupperware doubles as a barf bucket when you have the flu. (More like when people are too drunk)
[x] YOUR PARENTS WERE SOOOOOO SKINNYYYYYYY
[x] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[ ] You eat rice often.
[ ] You use chopsticks. I CAN use them...
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[x] Your parents want/expect good grades from you.
[x] Your parents insist you don't date until college. My parents told me I can't date until I am DONE university
[x] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better. Does U of T count??
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui. Don't know.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[ ] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you. Don't know
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[ ] Most or all of your friends are asian.
[ ] You don't even know 10 people who aren't asian.
[x] Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can't get enough.
[ ] You know how to put a computer together.
[x] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[x] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they're not bad, because you know they'd THINK it's bad.
[x] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you're lucky, it might even have english words on them that don't make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food. Sometimes.
[x] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math. I am OKAY at math.
Wow that was a shitty quiz. I think I will add some better questions.
[x] You own something that has Hello Kitty on it.
[x] People mistaken you for other Asians.
[x] Everyone assumes you have an accent.
[x] You suck at driving (HAHAHA I don't know if I suck because I have never driven but this is just a stereotype...I am not serious! Don't kill me!)
[x] Your parents shop at T&T.
[x] You know what T&T is.
[x] You/your parents own a karaoke machine.
[x] You play badminton.
[ ] You play ping pong.
[x] You eat tofu and drink soy milk
[x] You do the peace sign in pictures (or just randomly).
[x] You are short.
[x] You're not afraid to eat desserts that have beans in them.
[x] You don't have to shave your legs.
Okay, that's all for now. I might add more later.
EDIT: LEAMMY'S QUESTIONS
[x] Your house often smells of Asian food.
[x] You wear glasses
[ ] You have illegal dvds/games
[x] You at some point went to Chinese school
[x] You get really tired of rice sometimes
[ ] You don't remember what to call half of your relatives because you don't remember which side of the family they're on and their proper name.
[x] You speak in Chinese, purposely, so the people around you don't understand what you're saying (especially if you're talking about them)
[x] You like peking duck. (I sure do)
[ ] You laugh at the Chinese numbers that mean certain things. (Like 6-4-9 in Cantonese)
[x] You have a brother that knows more Chinese than you....
MORE FROM ME!!
[x] You play video games.
[x] You're good at DDR.
From Tammy:
[ ] You have the tendency to add a "mah, ar, meh" or other interjections when you speak in Chinese
[ ] Your parents would rather have you date someone Asian, preferably your own culture
[x] You enjoy kung fu movies only real YEAH JET LI
[x] Bubble Tea is the tea to be
[ ] You don't know how to cook rice without a rice cooker
[x] You or someone in the family have a collection of all the little soaps and things from hotel rooms
[ ] Some foods just don't appear in your home unless there was a sale at the supermarket
[x] A tofu box makes a great Tupperware
[x] You play mahjong
[x] You DDR well
[x] There is always a fight over who pays the bill at a restaurant (OMG YEAH "No, I'll pay, no, me")
[ ] You have a stash of video cassettes of old Chinese soaps or sitcoms or movies a lot of TVB series I think
[x] You have been to somewhere in Asia or wish to go
More from Leammy:
[x] That tofu box you used as Tupperware doubles as a barf bucket when you have the flu. (More like when people are too drunk)
[x] YOUR PARENTS WERE SOOOOOO SKINNYYYYYYY
